It's officially over. It lasted approximately 30 minutes.
Little guy has a weird looking rash on his private area. It does not look like a normal diaper rash so I took him to the doctor...who told me it was diaper rash. *sigh*
New mom jitters.
She suggested letting him round around naked. Sounded simple enough. When we got home we stripped his diaper off, but left his little onesie hanging loose around him.
Bad idea. Let's just say that if he'd been completely naked it would have been easier to clean up.