Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Avast, Ye Scurvy Scoundrel!

Ahoy! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day...arrrr.

Don't be a bilge rat! Grab some grog and drink up!

Top Ten Pirate Pickup Lines (as compiled by the official TLAPD site):
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.

You can even get your own pirate name. I happen to be:

My pirate name is:
Bloody Morgan Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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